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05/17/10--05:52: Random Thoughts (chan 2127240)

I keep thinking the chickens next door are mocking me, but I guess that’s the sound they always make. Did anyone ever release the Kraken? I thought I told someone to do that, but I could be mistaken. So whose idea was it that the nation should be primarily run by lawyers, because that was a stupid [...]


05/17/10--08:02: Are Squishes Becoming Unhinged? (chan 2127240)

I’m starting to get a little worried about the squishes. Ever since Tea Parties started, the squishes in the Republican Party have had all these paranoid fantasies about them. And then there are people like David Brooks rating about how Bob Bennett not getting reelected is a “damn outrage” and screeds over at FrumForum about [...]


05/17/10--10:00: Possible Endings to LOST (chan 2127240)

There is just one more episode left before the two and half hour finale of LOST. It’s been six seasons of random weirdness, so a lot of people are curious how the show will end. Well, I’ve done some digging and gone back and analyzed all the episodes, and here are what I’ve found to [...]


05/17/10--12:05: Apologizing to the Chinese? (chan 2127240)

So we’re in human rights talks with the Chinese, and what’s the topic of discussion? How awful Arizona’s new law is. When Assistant [to the] Secretary Posner was asked whether the Arizona law came up, he said: We brought it up early and often. It was mentioned in the first session, and as a troubling trend in [...]


05/17/10--14:04: Fred Thompson’s New Book (chan 2127240)

Fred Thompson’s new book comes out tomorrow. I haven’t seen it yet, but Mark Topscott over at the puppy blender’s blog seemed to really like it. I hope it details the first time he got so angry he punched someone into the sun. I bet it’s a good book to read while wearing your new t-shirt.


05/18/10--05:55: Random Thoughts (chan 2127240)

Hmm… “Holly Diver” could be a good girl’s name. One of the best ways to support the new Miss USA is not to murder her for indecency. Do people care if you lie about military service? If not, I’ll run for office claiming I was part of the assault on the 2nd Death Star. Why not the first? [...]


05/18/10--08:01: Does Politics Need More Blatant Lies? (chan 2127240)

So the Democrat candidate for Senate in Connecticut lied about serving in Vietnam. This should help him. A lot of people were worried that he’d get swift-boated like John Kerry when those he served with spoke out against him, but that’s impossible since he didn’t serve with anyone. Worst he can get is someone saying [...]


05/18/10--10:03: Great Campaign Ad (chan 2127240)

A lot of people have been calling this a great ad: Dale Peterson certainly does get to the point and spares no words. I don’t even know what agricultural commissioner is, but it now ties for astronaut as my dream job. This makes me think of the ad I might run if I one day campaigned for [...]


05/18/10--12:01: Feminism (chan 2127240)

A Saudi woman beat up one of the Saudi religious policemen. Now, I think that’s some feminism we can all get behind. Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive or go anywhere without be accompanied by a man, but a beat down produces its own permission. And anyway, while the women there are forced to wear [...]


05/18/10--14:01: Horrible Pun of the Day (chan 2127240)

What proceeds is an extremely bad pun, and this is your warning. Once again, I don’t want you complaining to me how awful the pun is, because I warned you. If you’re smart, you’d just walk away now and not go any further. In fact, the pun is so bad, you may never find anything [...]


05/19/10--06:04: Random Thoughts (chan 2127240)

At least now we know that those trying to swift boat Blumenthal were lying about his conduct in Vietnam. So is Rand Paul crazy? His name makes it sound like he’s crazy. My mom taught me that even if I have a straw that reaches across the room, I shouldn’t drink someone else’s milkshake. They’re voting to raise [...]


05/19/10--08:01: Election Analysis (chan 2127240)

So what happened last night? I don’t know; it all caught me by surprise since I didn’t know there was supposed to be elections last night. But stuff happened and it seems to be important. So let’s go over them. ELECTION RESULTS: * PA Democrat Primary for Senate: Arlen Specter tried switching parties knowing Republicans hate him, [...]


05/19/10--10:01: Obama the Dictator (chan 2127240)

Woody Allen suggested that maybe Obama should be dictator for a while. Creepy pervs do seem to agree that Obama doesn’t have enough power. And it has to frustrate liberals that while they can get elected pretending to be moderate, as soon as they try to do any liberal legislation everyone intensely hates them. But [...]


05/19/10--12:03: Action Movie Lines (chan 2127240)

Right Wing News has a list of the top 50 action movie lines, which got me thinking of why don’t we see action movie lines in real life more often? I guess it’s because people are usually panicky after killing someone and so not as likely to say something clever. Really, you have to be [...]


05/19/10--20:25: lolbama! Part 40 (chan 2127240)

Sorry this is late. Things are kinda crazy at work right now, what with the boss touring every TV studio in New York. This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your [...]


05/20/10--03:48: Draw Mohammed Day (chan 2127240)

Hello. I am Muhammad. And today is “Everybody Draw Muhammad Day.” Actually, today is “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day.” Who are you? I am Mohammed. Why are you spelling your name that way? “M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D” is how my name is spelled. No, I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “M-U-H-A-M-M-A-D.” You are both wrong. My name is spelled “M-U-H-A-M-M-E-D.” Whoa! You look familiar. I used to look [...]


05/20/10--06:04: Random Thoughts (chan 2127240)

The CW is that PA-12 means no Republican wave in November. If you want to be happy, learn to love Obama. My prediction for Republicans in November – Short Answer: Doom. Long Answer: Dooooooom! If Arizona starts cutting off power to California, is that how a new civil war gets started? Better go find a nice brown [...]


05/20/10--08:02: Gobbledygook Defined (chan 2127240)

During the visit from Mexican President Calderon where everyone got to whine about the Arizona law, Obama said, “In the 21st century, we are defined not by our borders, but by our bonds.” Is there a better example of meaningless gobbledygook? What exactly is that supposed to mean? Are we going to now deport people for [...]


05/20/10--10:03: Full Time Artists (chan 2127240)

Why do you pay so much in taxes? According to Pelosi, it so you can help people quit their jobs and be artists and musicians. Just what this economy needs: More people drawing stuff. I don’t get the full time artist. Art is supposed to reflect life and truth, but how are you going to know [...]


05/20/10--12:01: Monstrosity (chan 2127240)

Sometime its hard to sympathize with fellow human beings. There are those who you just can’t see how they are anything like you and instead they seem like something separate and monstrous. Just like whoever came up with the London Olympics mascots: I just can’t understand how a fellow human being could have a thought process [...]